Jesus Might Have Been a Liberal
14 05 2008I have been known to be accused of leaning to the political left, but really I am just a moderate. Now Jesus…I am not sure, but I think Jesus might have been a liberal and maybe even a Democrat. He didn’t seem to be much of a Republican “Why do you think that?” You may ask. Well just look at the kinds of causes he championed: Health care, gun control, anti-violence, and environmentalism. He sure sounds like a liberal democrat to me.
Universal Health Care:
Jesus had an amazing health care program that covered most everyone we read about who needed care. I mean, he even brought back a couple of guys from the dead. Now that is a liberal universal health care policy if I ever heard of one. Can you imagine how much damage that did to the enterprising funeral industry? If he messed up the free market, he couldn’t have been a Republican.
Gun Control:
Well perhaps we had better say weapon control since they didn’t have guns back in those days. He did seem to want to limit the amount of swords his disciples had around at the time of his arrest. And he disapprovingly told Peter to stop using his sword and that it was a way to get himself killed. Sounds like a democrat to me.
Anti-Violence:
Some might say that this could include war; others would argue that it was only personal violence. But pretty much everyone would agree that Jesus was a big proponent of turning the other cheek in the face of violence as opposed to fighting and responding in kind to the slurs and violence that came against him. Liberal propaganda.
Environmentalist Agenda:
On more than one occasion Jesus’ followers were known to pick up food left behind at huge picnics and gatherings. This demonstrates that Jesus must have had a concern for the environment. What is it that Rush says about these environmentalists? Wackos?!
So that about sums it up. Here are four big liberal agenda items that Jesus seemed to care about. Yep. He must have been a liberal. I sure hope those people over at FOX News don’t start dissing the good Lord over his political agenda.
Wow. My cheek is hurting. Must be my tongue sticking in it.
Peace,
Leon
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